Oh my god.....no.....it can't be.....wait,wait......it is!!! SUNSHINE!!!
I can't tell you how absolutely smack me in the chops ecstatic I am that summer seems to be creeping in-albeit it very slowly.
Everything seems better in the sun. My skin adopts a healthy glow,shedding its mangled prune like state (remember SPF though folks),my wet poodle like locks suddenly do what they are told and if they don't I can claim boho chic, music gets faster and louder,cider looks right with Ice in it and men take their tops off!!!
(okay so the last one isn't always a bonus ,particularly when it's Wayne from the ghetto sporting sagging moons and lager jelly belly).
My mood drastically improves in the sun too. I spend the winter in foul depression, living out my days as the embodiment of The Shinings Jack Torrance - all wild eyed and crazy - "Heeerrreee's Vicki." Then suddenly the sun comes out and I suddenly melt from my Honey Monster like state to flower power hippy chick - totally man, free hugs for all.
Life adopts the three p's ; prosperity, purpose and pissed up BBQ's and I get more sleep because sunbathing isn't frowned upon as much as staying in bed all day!!!!
If I had my way we'd have summer all the time .....in fact someone get me the weatherman on the blower ....we need to talk!!
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