Tuesday 10 September 2013

Leave Miley Allloooonnneee

Folks you just gotta start leaving Miley Cyrus alone because you are pushing me dangerously close to pulling a Chris Crocker and squishing my tear stained face up against the camera of a You Tube vid, screaming "Leave Miley Alone!!"

I jest of course ....( No I'm not, I really will do it!) .... But God it got my goat right bleating today when I saw a report in the papers that branded Miley's new video 'soft porn'. 

Porn??!!! Really??!!

I mean , I AM concerned for Miley, but only because licking work site tools is terribly unhygienic and sitting on metal with your bare tush can only end in haemorrhoids - get yourself a nice pair of M and S Bridget Jones's love - but Linda Lovelace she ain't !!! 

What is it about a naked body that disgusts the world so much? It's perfectly natural, we've all got one ( although admittedly Cyrus's would probably fit whole in one of the legs of my skinny jeans ....damn you bitch). 

We as a society spend so much time telling women that things have changed , urging them to embrace their sexuality and to love themselves for who they are and yet the minute that a young woman does just that she is branded a 'slut' ( a word that should be sent right into the naughty corner with the C bomb if you ask me ). 

We just aren't practicing what we preach now are we? 

A little advice for Miley - keep doing what you're doing and ignore the haters sister
( although maybe next time think about spray tanning the puppies before you let them out the kennel !!!) 


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